Don’t feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.
(via moeyhashy)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.
Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format